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Analysis & Anal Cysts
Still no good.
Another attempt resulted in ...
Eum sit ipsam ut animi distinctio rerum omnis praesentium.
Nuts and Butts
Just Forget it!
Catatonics & High Colonics
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Then came..
Freaks and Cheeks
Loons and Moons
share office space ...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.
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Lost Souls & Butt Holes
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
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Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
No, not a chance
Still no good
No go.
So they tried
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Everyone loved it.
So, the docs changed it to read
Hysterias & Posteriors
They put up a sign reading
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Thumbs down again.
No way
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
Minds and Behinds
What is the problem between Turkey and Greece?
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
Unacceptable again!
Next, they tried...
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids